Sorry to have been away so long. Had such a bad case of that FedEx Cup fever that I completely forgot about golf for four full days.
Well, almost. A couple of stray Tour-related thoughts did beset me. The first, actually, was pretty much the same one the Boston Globe's Jim McCabe had a few days ago: that the word "playoffs" didn't seem quite right for what we're being sold right now.
Then another thought flitted through my head: that much carping and quibbling could be avoided if we simply replaced it with the word "series."
Think about it. You get together a few dozen players at the end of the year and play a little four-tournament series. No claim to be bigger than any other four tournaments-- just something a little different. What adds a little spice is that, for a change, what happens in one tournament has some bearing on another, which in golf normally never happens. To make things interesting, you have a bonus
prize for the overall winner. In the words of Bob Ryan (the one from Entourage, not the one from the Boston Globe): Is that something that you might be interested in?
Problems, of course, would only arise if you rechristened our series "playoffs." "Playoffs" denotes a summarizing event. Using that word would suggest our series established a season champion. Also, "playoffs" would have to be exclusionary-- meaning that if you didn't win at least once during the season (or, okay, at least play pretty damn well), you shouldn't stand a chance of getting invited. And "playoffs" would mean that every participant (absent a bye system) has to show up.
It's pretty clear that golf militates against the idea of playoffs. For about a half-century success in the sport has been defined by the four majors. "Playoffs," by definition, subsumes lesser events, dwarfs them in importance. If golf were to have playoffs, they'd have to be more significant than any four regular season events combined.
That being the case, it would be crazy to call our series "playoffs," right? If you did anyway, and programmed the hype machine to cram it down fans' throats, that would only make matters worse. Who would ever try such a thing? It would take a cynical executive indeed to suggest that the ticket-buyers and TV watchers couldn't tell rubies from rocks.
But what if you set up a season-ending series and-- humbly, unassumingly-- simply let it be called a series? (Every playoff is a series, but not every series is a playoff.) Our "series" would concede that the majors are more important. As for participants, since it's not a playoff, and only a series, it really doesn't matter how many players are included. But purely to make things interesting, we would use previous events' performance to limit the field, using the series, say, as an independent compliment to the season, as opposed to a definitive conclusion to the season. Absenteeism? Well, it's only a series-- not playoffs-- so if you think a week of rest will do you good, have an ice pack on us.
Even if we got a big-time sponsor for this series, we wouldn't want to oversell it before it even began, because that would like our saying it's more imporant than anything else, which it obviously isn't. (And nobody likes false advertising.) Yeah, I know-- placing the series at the end of the season would suggest it's some kind of finale. But if someone wanted to interpret it that way, that would be his problem. No one would suggest that Labor Day is more important than the Fourth of July just because it comes at the end of the summer.
(Of course, NASCAR uses the word "series" to describe its regular season, and "playoffs" for its 10-race climax, the Chase for the Cup. And of course, it is not unheard of for another sport to go to NASCAR to steal ideas. But even if the NASCAR thing works for them, who's to say we have to abide by their nomenclature? If the flame-retardant suits want to call their season a "series," their Chase a "playoff," and Chase winner Ricky Bobby their season "champion," well, then, shake and bake! What's good for the goose isn't necessarily good for the gorilla.)
So whaddya think? This series (not playoff) idea sounds pretty good, right?
Okay, I know. The die is already cast. But all we need to fix this mess is a little rebranding! An offer to the Tour brass: I could fly down to Ponte Vedra tomorrow, flesh out the above ideas, help rejigger some sponsorship contracts, and we could be all set to relaunch this thing next week in Chicago. Is that something you might be interested in?








































